you know how every girl in the world has a secret code with her girlfriends for when they need a tampon well when I was younger the code was ‘japan is attacking, do you have supplies’ I feel like I shouldn’t have to explain the joke but just to be safe
Oh my fucking god
no mom, do not ask that relative if they want to talk to me next on the phone.
i woke up like dis
everyone is focusing on how cute blue’s dancing is but tbh jay-z’s face when he notices her is my favourite part